Jokes O.O :D
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Jokes O.O :D
not sure if there a topic for this but i'l start one
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. ...
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. ...
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
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Good one
John goes to the doctor. Then the doctor asks John to lay down on the table. Then the doctor starts listening to Johns heart with a stethoscope. After that the doctor says: "Nothing wrong, you can go now".
John goes to the doctor. Then the doctor asks John to lay down on the table. Then the doctor starts listening to Johns heart with a stethoscope. After that the doctor says: "Nothing wrong, you can go now".
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Paddy Irishman, Paddy Englishman and Paddy Scotsman find a wizard on the top of a tall cliff. The wizard orders them to jump off the cliff, but he also promises that if they say anything while falling, they will get it at the bottom of the cliff. So first, Paddy Englishman jumps off the cliff and shouts, "Pillows!" and so he lands on some pillows. Then Paddy Scotsman jumps off the cliff, and he shouts, "Hay!" and so he lands on some hay. Finally Paddy Irishman runs to jump off the cliff, but he trips on a rock just before the jump and says, "Aw, crap!"
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